You know what irks the shit out of me?
*Gets out a soapbox and climbs on it. Promptly falls through, because her soap comes in a cardboard box. Grumbles, looks around and finds a milk crate. Climbs on that. Ahhh much better*
When I'm driving down the street on my way to work and some asshole cuts me off, when there's nobody in sight behind me, and then slows down. That's so freaking irritating. And then beyond the fact that they seen to think that the little white sign withthe big black 45 on it is just a suggestion, when I change lanes to get around their 30 mph driving ass they also change lanes. and they can't seem to figure outthe complexities of the little stick on the side of their steering wheel so they don't even put on a blinker. Unless maybe they think they have a that they're inspector gadget. Yeah, maybe that's it, Maybe they're in their car going "Go-Go Gadget Blinker". Eitehr way it didn't work asshole, and now your dumb slow ass has cut me off again. And The thing that irritates me the very most about this situationn? Why, why in the fuck is is ALWAYS some asshole in a Corvette that did it. you spent approximately 2-3 years of my salary on a car that is made to go fast! Drive it fuckhead! Do they think that the wind is going to scratch their pretty silver paint or what? Listen to me asshole, you will not be admired any more for your chice in cars unless you show that you know how to drive it! I know that it is a replacement for the dick that you do not have, nad you like said dick to be handled gently, but this is a car, not a penis. You need to at least pretend to be confident enough to DRIVE THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!
Ahem, thank you.
*climbs off of her milk crate, picks up the squished remains of her soapbox and skips away, whistling the theme to the Andy Griffith show.*
When I'm driving down the street on my way to work and some asshole cuts me off, when there's nobody in sight behind me, and then slows down. That's so freaking irritating. And then beyond the fact that they seen to think that the little white sign withthe big black 45 on it is just a suggestion, when I change lanes to get around their 30 mph driving ass they also change lanes. and they can't seem to figure outthe complexities of the little stick on the side of their steering wheel so they don't even put on a blinker. Unless maybe they think they have a that they're inspector gadget. Yeah, maybe that's it, Maybe they're in their car going "Go-Go Gadget Blinker". Eitehr way it didn't work asshole, and now your dumb slow ass has cut me off again. And The thing that irritates me the very most about this situationn? Why, why in the fuck is is ALWAYS some asshole in a Corvette that did it. you spent approximately 2-3 years of my salary on a car that is made to go fast! Drive it fuckhead! Do they think that the wind is going to scratch their pretty silver paint or what? Listen to me asshole, you will not be admired any more for your chice in cars unless you show that you know how to drive it! I know that it is a replacement for the dick that you do not have, nad you like said dick to be handled gently, but this is a car, not a penis. You need to at least pretend to be confident enough to DRIVE THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!
Ahem, thank you.
*climbs off of her milk crate, picks up the squished remains of her soapbox and skips away, whistling the theme to the Andy Griffith show.*
posted by SweetMagic1 @ 11:27 AM
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