I am NEVER putting gas in my car again!

So, after this last week in SC with my car dying I thought I was done with all that nonsense. No such luck. We bought a new van, that is really very old, from the neighbor for $350. Great deal, except that one of the windows is busted out of it. Well this morning after I filled up the tank because the "hey idiot" light came on. You know the one that should scream out "Feed Me Seymour!" Anyway so I am like 10 minutes from work, once again at a red light and the van DIES. Yes again! So now I'm stuck on one of the busiest roads in vegas in the fast lane Hysterical crying and trying to get in touch with the DaddyMan who seems to have his cell turned off. While waiting for him once I got in touch with him I became amazed at the sheer idiocy of people. For 45 minutes my van had it's hazard lights on like 5 car lengths back from the stop line and NO DRIVER IN IT, as I was smart enough to get out of it before it got hit. Every single light cycle someone would climb right up on the ass of my van and wait. Too close now to see the hazard lights blinking that they should have seen as the approached. The light turns green and they wait, and wait, and honk and wait some more. Then they are so close to the vehicle that they nearly hit the car behind them that is also WAITING because they have to back up to get around the vehicle without hitting it. CHRIST! ISN'T THAT WHAT HAZARD LIGHTS ARE FOR?!?! And of course once DaddyMan got there the car started right up, as it was only flooded and in need of a tune-up. What is wrong with people, can you not see that there is NO DRIVER in a car, can't you even look before laying on your horn? PAY ATTENTION! ESPECIALLY WHEN DRIVING MORON!
and that's my rant for the day.